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kevin restin

A huge kid that sucks at video games and has a micro penis.
That kid is a real kevin restin at video games.
kevin restin by kevin restin March 3, 2017

cuckubine 

(noun) a male who sexually pleasures a woman yet has lower status than her husband(s); he and other cuckubines may also live with her and her other male suitor(s)
-a boytoy

-male paramour
I really wish I could be like Queen Theresa. I bet she gets so much pleasure from her 12 cuckubines.
cuckubine by Haners March 11, 2023

eugooglizer 

One who gives a eugoogly at a funeral
"Oh, I thought you were going to tell me what a bad eugooglizer I am"
"A what?"
"What you didn't think i knew what a eugooglizer was?"
noun. a member of a highly elite force of americans trained to randomly select innocent drivers and pull them over for excessively stupid reasons, such as a loud muffler when sports cars are typically supossed to have loud mufflers, fuzzy dice because they don't own sexy car ornaments, and they're tired of picking their asshole so they pull you over to harrass you instead
dude, you'll never believe this
what?
a cop pulled me over for a loud muffler.
isn't your car a Z24 chevy?
yep. the dumbass didn't even realize this
cop by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010

s.s.m.w. 

My mother Ilise is a huge s.s.m.w.. She sucks her friend greg's cock all day long and looks like a toobis from anubis.
s.s.m.w. by tdj anus March 1, 2009
Amy: Hey daddy UwU
Josh: Wtf ew get out of here furry
UwU by ItsYoshiJacob January 8, 2021
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