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(adj.) Used to describe someone who has achieved the highest level of seftness possible.
(n.) Someone who never goes anywhere, but only stops by.
(n.) Someone who refuses to attend a cockfest, since he is constantly in the company of fine women.
(n.) Someone who claims to be at a party.
Brian: Look at me, im soooooooooooooooooooooo seft mannn
Michael: yes you are such a bobli.

Michael: Hey Brian, are you gonna come over my house later?
Brian: I dont know, I might stop by.
Michael: Ok bobli.

Michael: Dude come watch the hangover with us.
Brian: No mannnnn, i dont wanna have a cockfest.
Michael: Dude dont be such a bobli.

Michael: Brian, what are you doing tonight?
Bobli: Im going to this intense party man.
Michael: Your cousins bar mitzvah?
Bobli: No man............maybe..........yes.....man imma deck you.
Michael: Wow bobli.
Bobli by Briansmom February 6, 2010
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A guy finds a broken lighter and electrocutes people.

Friend: C'mon, don't be a Megeeth
Megeeth by filabuster June 6, 2019

Bare Chested 

The state of being unclothed from the waist up.
They went bare chested at the beach.
Bare Chested by Mixed Bag August 9, 2009
“Tierra”, like the earth, will flourish and grow beautifully if only nurtured and respected by the right individual. But mistreated, like the earth, will strike you down like the elements. Most individuals are beguiled by her looks, but few can handle her sharp wit.
honra la tierra y trátala con respeto o te arrepentirás
Tierra by OklahomaBaby January 30, 2020

Pokémon 

General: A video game series by Nintendo and game freak originally on the game boy, it has gotten newer games on the GB color, advance, DS and 3ds, with remakes of red, green/blue, gold and silver. It puts the player in a world inhabited by humans and creatures known as Pokemon, which the player can catch, battle with other NPC/player trainers, and level up. As Pokemon level up, they become stronger and gain new abilities as well as evolve into a stronger version of that Pokemon species. There are currently (as of x and y) 718 different species of Pokemon, some rarer to find than others.

Plot: the Pokemon games start out with the player choosing their name and gender, and put into their hometown. (oddly, its always the only town in the entire region that doesn't have a Pokemon center or gym, but has the regional professor) They are then given a choice between three Pokemon, a fire, water, and grass type, the players rival takes the one that is stronger than the player's choice. The player is then set loose into the world (each game is set in a different region, kanto, johto, hoenn, sinnoh, unova and kalos) where they must challenge the eight gyms and disrupt the plans of an evil organization. They then challenge the elite four and the champion, if they are successful, the player wins the game and is free to do as they please from then on.

It also has an anime and a card game.
Joe: duuuude, did you get the new Pokémon?
Ana: Of course I did! And don't call me dude.
Joe: let's battle then!
Pokémon by kirby9006 November 24, 2013

Eiffel Tower 

eiffel tower
A threesome with two guys and a girl, where one guy is hitting it from behind, and the other guy is getting a blow job. The guys are high-fiving over the girl to make the eiffel tower shape.
Eiffel Tower by TheRealBobbert October 13, 2016
Acronym for:
Currently laughing at what you said.
Synonym for LOL.
Pronounced (CLAW-wis)
Tom: I fell down the stairs at school today.
Dick: CLAWYS!
CLAWYS by MC Jiggy J July 6, 2005