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KviteKrist

"Kvitekrist" is an old norwegian name for Jesus Christ, directly translated, white christ.
In a time where the colour white was linked to purity, it was meant to separate the christian faith from the supposedly evil teachings of norse mythology.
Now, many people find that ironic and mildly amusing, seeing as how Norway was christened. Farmers were dragged to their sheds, heads placed on the chopping block. They were then given the choice between accepting christ or getting a swift chop from the sword.
Kvitekrist replaced Odin by ways of murder and mayhem.
Aaliyah is a beautiful woman, one that will your head turn and have you staring at her for an eternity. A smart and wise as well, she can tell if you like her (and will finish your sentence when you proceed to tell her how you feel). Very funny and different from the rest, that’s make her attractive, aside from her beauty. She might have a past or a history, that’s make her who she is. She’s the kind of girl you want to marry, and spend the rest of your life with, because the relationship you have with her is so great and amazing. A girl you can hold and kiss all day, you better keep her prove your worth or else some other man will.
Damnn Aaliyah also has beauty too!!
Aaliyah by Laeloni May 3, 2022

Uncle Rodger 

The term uncle rodger means a friend of the family who tries to make a move on a your single mother. An uncle rodger often uses lame excuses to come and visit.
“Remember that bloke we met at Christmas”
“Yeah”
“He’s doing and Uncle Rodger”
Uncle Rodger by Chodemuncher69 July 22, 2022
1. A faggot
2. Cage fighter
3. Stock broker
4. Male Model
You're such an Aeyko!
Aeyko by Kal Vas Flam January 26, 2009
Smacket is a portmanteau of the words Samantha/Sammy/ Sam and Packet.

Packets are usually women that will only fuck you if you have drugs or a washie.

To call someone a Smacket they have to be named Samantha, Sammy or Sam.

Smackets aren't human, they will lure you in with their good looks and ability to put drugs up their ass but be wary of their extremely manipulative, dishonest and toxic behaviour.

If you ever ask a Smacket how they ended up with that name they will lie and say "it's because boys like to smacket me. Hehehe" but you know it's really because she's dtf if you got a packet.

Never leave anything valuable around this type of creature since they are known to have sticky fingers

If you love living a stress free life, your freedom, being sane and having a good reputation then avoid all smackets like a plague because they live to ruin anything postive in your life.
"man did you hear what happened to Tom last night? He was over smacket causing drama outside his home so he went to stay at his family's for a couple days just for a break. Smacket then hunted him down and called him from every single payphone until she got to his family's place and proceeded to live in a bush outside while accusing him of cheating over txt."

" Oh woah, I didn't know she was in a relationship with Tom?! I literally saw her at Tim's place 2 nights ago franking out and begging to be put on a spit! she's something putrid! "
Smacket by JewSoul July 20, 2024

Stepford Syndrome 

When males hold on to the idea that the woman is meant to be in perfect condition, does what she is told, does not use the bathroom, and always looks her best.
My boyfriend suffers from stepford syndrome. He refuses to believe that I or any woman for that matter, take a shit.
Stepford Syndrome by ETPH November 21, 2011
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