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Dick Powder

The remaining ejaculate from a male's penis after he jizzes, that is dried up on the head of the penis that resembles powder.

Dude, I have some dick powder left from when I came on Courtney's face last night

Dick Powder by coltin85 September 29, 2015

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sweet toliver

The act of engaging in anal sex and immediately afterward felating the feces covered penis.

Dude, naw, it was nothing like that. She gave me a dirty toliver on the first date!

sweet toliver by Ratt Baxter September 10, 2004

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ucl final

REAL MADRID WON SO SUCK ITT

daddy milk straight from the butts
(LIVERPOOL WILL NEVER WIN ucl final AGAISNT REAL MADRID SUCK MY COKCCKOCKOCKOCKC)

ucl final by bhbhbhbhfbhbhbhbhs June 6, 2022

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Ghost in the Machine

A phantom sleeper virus installed on every single PC when it is made. Exactly 2 years after you activate your new PC, the Ghost in the Machine awakens and takes over, slowly destroying it until it no longer turns on.

Symptoms of a Ghost in the Machine include: flickering, forgetfulness, random restarts, a frozen screen comorbid with a persistent hourglass, and random deletion of important files. You may also encounter multiple "errors" and be asked to solve problems you don't know how to solve. Customer support usually pleads ignorance when you call their 1-800 number.

Teacher: "Where is your homework?"
Student: "The Ghost in the Machine spooked it and I can't find it now."

Ghost in the Machine by BethanyGM February 7, 2010

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Niglord

A niglord, another way for saying "lord of all black people".

Damn, look at him, he must be a massive niglord.

Niglord by sussyimposter March 24, 2021

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And how do you know...

Okay... So you think you did THAT... By doing THIS to me...

Hym "And how do you know... That THIS... Is not what the church is doing... To YOU? God you're dumb! How do you not see the parallel there? You are doing all this... And YOU THINK... That other people aren't already doing that... Except to you?"

And how do you know... by Hym Iam May 9, 2025

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