Golden tongue

Being able to verbally spin any situation into your favor regardless of the insurmountable odds. To prepare himself, usually the person will take his thumb and swipe his tongue, stating here goes the golden tongue.

My buddy is going to get that hot chicks number, he has the golden tongue.

My buddy is going to convince his boss that he should get a promotion, he has the golden tongue.

Golden tongue by B1GMammy January 20, 2020

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dusted chimp

A term used in a corporate setting to describe a useless co-worker prone to drama dialing. Like a trained chimp, the colleague can answer a phone, type email and fling feces. However, the person is easily distracted and incapacitated by drama dialing and generating a dreply to all, emulating a chimp hepped up on dust. In group settings, the dusted chimp can be observed rambling and annoying those involved.

Danimal: Did you get Tonya in the meeting?
Shredder: How could I miss it- total dusted chimp.

dusted chimp by Pale Rider August 4, 2007

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Misnkeiny

The actual correct word usage for homophobia. Homophobia technically means fear of clones.

This actually means: "Same fear"
Misnkeiny means: " Gay Hate"

Asshole: Hey! Fag! Fuck you!
Gay: Man, I hate homophobia.
Stan: "Misnkeiny" is the actual ter-
Gay: "sprays water at Stan"

Misnkeiny by Iamnotableistyoufucktard May 7, 2021

alphaholic

A person who is obsessed with Text Messagingggg!
kthanksbye.

GODDAMMIT Ashley! Stop Freaking Text Messagginnggg! You Fxcking ALPHAHOLICC!

alphaholic by ashlxy February 20, 2007

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hunker down

Hunker Down game is a game played at hurricane parties. You watch the weather report and everytime the weatherman or news guy says "hunker down" you take a shot. By the time the electricity is out, you don't even care any more.

During Hurricane Ike, i got so smashed playing Hunker Down that I missed the storm!

hunker down by kixette August 26, 2011

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Toby Wan Kenobi

Name for an African-American male who tries to use "diversity" or "equal employment opportunity" policies to get a job regardless of their qualifications, or one who tries to play the race card to intimidate or influence others. From the Jedi Knight "Obi Wan Kenobi" of Star Wars and his famous "Jedi Mind Trick," where he fooled the Stormtroopers by telling them "These are not the droids you are looking for."

Black Guy: "I should apply for a job at that new restaurant. I see they ain't got any brothers workin there yet."

White Buddy: "Slow down, Toby Wan Kenobi. You got fired from your last three food service jobs. Maybe you should look into work you are actually qualified for."

or,

Cop #1: "I pulled over this beemer for doing 70 in a 50, and the driver was this wealthy-looking black guy. He had the nerve to accuse me of profiling, even though he had tinted windows, and I didn't know he was black until after I pulled him over!"

Cop #2 "I hate when they turn into Toby Wan Kenobi."

Toby Wan Kenobi by Bructus December 7, 2010

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Fanny Muncher

a person who puts food in a pussy and eats it out in pleasure!!

john is such a fanny muncher, always to his sister aswell

Fanny Muncher by saggynigga23 May 26, 2024

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