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Punching the dark star 

More commonly, but boringly, known as analingus.
Dude, it was so fucked up! As this chick was climbing up the ladder out of the pool, I pulled her bikini bottom down and started punching the dark star like there was no tomorrow. I mean, I could taste the last three meals she had eaten, know what I mean? We've all been there. Anyway, all of the sudden, her grandma appeared over the horizon and caught us. To make matters worse, it was right when she busted out a serious fart box queef. It was quite embarrassing, to say the least.
Someone that has smoked weed his whole life, when he was in the womb, he smoked, weed, people know him for his absolute bravery and how he lived for exactly 420 years and 69 days. Also the gayest person who has ever lived, if someone said they were gayer than nuzf, they would be lying.
have you seen nuzf? he's the gayest person I've ever seen!
nuzf by nuzffffffff October 17, 2022
bitches be bonkers- when girls want to play games with guys emotions
Me- bro bbb
my friend- facts they stay playin with my emotions
BBB by BlackguyJay January 8, 2020
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bum crumbs 

Small pieces of shit left on your ass when wet farting, squirting power poops, or wiping like a retard.
Stevie has no thumb and leaves bum crumbs when he attempts to wipe his shit off his ass.
bum crumbs by Vironex July 22, 2006

Black irish 

Opposite of the Red haired, green/blue eyed, and extremly light skin common Irish in the sense that the "black" irish have black hair and brown eyes.Many black Irish are decendents of the Spainish and northern Italian europeans.
Guy 1 - Is that guy in hell's kitchen an italian!?
Guy 2 - Sort of, Black Irish,He's a mixture of native irish and some other southern european country, but since black hair and brown eyes is a dominate trait you can't really tell he's an irish boy.
Black irish by Rick343 December 26, 2005
island nation governed by criminals
Marijuana has always played an important role in the history of Latin America. It is no secret that strife torn countries, having been subjected to decades of penury, boosted their GDP with proceeds from drug trafficing. Yet, what has gone unnoticed is the influence it has had on foreign policy. New evidence shows that in the sixties, latin american drug lords established cannabis plantations in hitherto unexplored south atlantic islands. Such islands, which were for long uninhabited saw a massive influx of immigrants in the mid eighties, the majority of them being employed in daily wage labour in plantations. Thriving business gave an impetus to industry and very soon, a consumer driven economy was established on islands such as Booga Booga Hooey. Yet, these islands remained separate from the government of the parent nation and contiued to be ruled by drug lords. A well oiled mob machinery runs these banana republics even today. Unless they are brought into the mainstream of globalisation, their contribution to the world economy will be lost. Hoarding of profits will continue and investment banks will fail. Severe credit crunches that could have been bailed out by these nations will endure and global warming will rise. It is indeed time the world sat up and took note of these mobisles.
mobisle by rabbitguy August 1, 2009
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