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island nation governed by criminals
Marijuana has always played an important role in the history of Latin America. It is no secret that strife torn countries, having been subjected to decades of penury, boosted their GDP with proceeds from drug trafficing. Yet, what has gone unnoticed is the influence it has had on foreign policy. New evidence shows that in the sixties, latin american drug lords established cannabis plantations in hitherto unexplored south atlantic islands. Such islands, which were for long uninhabited saw a massive influx of immigrants in the mid eighties, the majority of them being employed in daily wage labour in plantations. Thriving business gave an impetus to industry and very soon, a consumer driven economy was established on islands such as Booga Booga Hooey. Yet, these islands remained separate from the government of the parent nation and contiued to be ruled by drug lords. A well oiled mob machinery runs these banana republics even today. Unless they are brought into the mainstream of globalisation, their contribution to the world economy will be lost. Hoarding of profits will continue and investment banks will fail. Severe credit crunches that could have been bailed out by these nations will endure and global warming will rise. It is indeed time the world sat up and took note of these mobisles.
mobisle by rabbitguy August 1, 2009
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Mobile Game Ads

Mobile Game Ads are ads that you get for mobile games that have a stupid ass caption on the top that sounds like a fucking youtube title for an Ali A video and gameplay of someone sucking ass at that game. No mobile game ad goes without that format, or else it is not considered an ad.
"These fucking mobile game ads are making me want to rot in hell. They don't even make sense. Fuck this shit."
-smashes phone-

Mobile sperm bank 

An individual who is a bit of a whore and addicted to semen often confused with a cum slut. They tend to be used as a sperm receptacle especially in a dogging session
You can see Dion must of walked by, he leaves a trail like a snail from his ass.... It’s because he is a mobile sperm bank... Must be filled to the brim again.. .

Egg Mobile 

The egg Mobile also known as the Subaru imprezza (2012-17 model) is well, going to leave you disappointed. With a Flat-4 engine don't expect to arrive at your destination any time soon and with the typical driver being an absolute fuckin egg good luck even getting in this car. To get permission to get in the Egg Mobile you must have the following ( vape, a badge and some sort of importance to this person) but remember to book 2 weeks before hand as everyone is crawling to get into this stinker of a car. Interior and safety on this car is relatively decent but who gives a shit about those. When driving the imprezza expected to get no pussy and all your mates laughing at your shit ass engine. with poor parking skills all drivers will wanna clock your head into the pavement. The sound system doesn't get any better, expect the volume to only be at 16 and tik tok music playing making it an absolute dead ride. For the rating of this car safety 4/5 boosting 0.5/5 and vibs 1/5.On the p plate scale this car gets a 5.5/15 falling in the catagory of a well below average car something you dont wanna buy
"who the fuck stole my parking spot" said Tim "O that was the Egg Mobile" said norman
"oi can i get a lift in the egg mobile, o wait i could probably walk faster than that car" said nickos
"did you see the driver of that car, what a coon" said Babatunde
"who's cooking scrambled eggs, o wait its the egg mobile" said mongouse

"Do you need some salt with that Egg Mobile" said zia boom
Egg Mobile by smailliw nehs June 26, 2020

Mobile sperm bank 

An individual who really loves semen. Usually used as a cum receptacle in a dogging session. Their methodology is don’t waste a drop..
Hey Dion must of just walked by again, he leaves a trail like a snail out of his ass.. That guy is a mobile sperm bank, think he received too many deposits and is full to the brim...

Mobile Game Ads

I BET YOU WONT REACH PINK LEVEL
The Mobile Game Ads are hunting us down!

scare-mobile 

A cop car that was once a cop car, but after a police auction or something, it is now in the hands of just some random person. (It may or may not have all the accessories a normal cop car has). When driving down the road in a neighborhood, it may scare the crap out of some people who are on the road into slowing their vehicles down so they don't get busted. It may even disperse a potential drug deal in progress.
(Crack deal in progress)

Tom: A'ight, man, hit me up wit' some udda good stuff.
Alec: Aww, shit! Hold up hold up.. Looks like we got some 5-0.
Tom: Man, that ain't the popos.. It's a damn scare-mobile!
Alec: Damn, that was close. Damn scare-mobiles got me all shook up an' shit.
scare-mobile by Da Baba March 11, 2010
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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