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Shiztort 

When taking a shit and it comes out of shape and breaks into pieces or comes out weird.
Shawntell: Whatchu doin' mayne?

Latrill:Damn man im taking a shit; why does it burn?!!

Shawntell: Are you sure you didnt shiztort your self???

Latrill: Aww Blood!!!!!!! I shiztorted all over the place how the fuck did it get on my feet???!!!
Shiztort by AB-Z November 5, 2009
A combination of the words "fucking" "ugly" "uggs" Often worn by stupid Californians attempting to acclimate to Noreasters without having to trade in their miniskirts. Fugg wearers are the same type of people that wear scarves year-round with tank tops.
Why is that dumb chick wearing a mini skirt and fuggs...doesn't she realize it's 2 degrees out?
Fuggs by esther555 December 27, 2004
Makyle. Very childish and juvenile but always positive and happy. Makyle enjoys working with others and making other people laugh. Makyle always makes sure everyone is in a good mood and having fun when people are around him. Makyle loves crowds and he's a social person.
Michael: Hey do you want to go out?
Meagan: who should we bring
Michael: let's bring Makyle
makyle by Mxobee May 8, 2017

homiehoestasis 

Maintaining a proper balance of time spent with the homies and the hoes. (Can be platonic or romantic)
Homie: Yo hop on in 15

You: Sorry bro imma go netflix and chill with my girl.

Homie: Yo come on man that’s not a proper homiehoestasis! You’ve spent all week with her and have only played for 30 minutes!

You: Don’t worry i’ll make it up to u next week ;)
homiehoestasis by anti-🍯 man January 8, 2021

Dpok Selamat 

Second in command of Kirtar Larrio's Kampung Kr3w. He doesn't have an email because his mom took away his computer.
d1S B3 M4H H0ZA110000 DP0K LA~~~?
Dpok Selamat by Kraut June 29, 2004

Cyber Princess 

Term used to describe an "e-girl". Generally a girl who is a cyber princess is the shy/anxious girl, average looks or slightly above average, not many friends, and kind if addicted to the internet. Basically what a "neet" is but not as chronically online.
Cyber Princess by Zekro_3300 October 4, 2023

White guy weird 

When you are fixing something with tools, such as a car, or household project, and you work on it well past when it's either completely broken or completely fixed, and get mad if anyone tries to help you
"Bruh, why the fuck don't we have a front door? You got fuckin white guy weird again didn't you? Fuck, man."

Not to be confused with white boy weird
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