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"I saw that Indian working the 711 counter and I asked him for a slurpee..he said 'WHUT!? A DURPEE?' and I said Yeah, a slurpee"
Durpee by lulzpawp May 30, 2009
Napitopians are one of the sexiest types of people who are elite at everything known to mankind. This name stems from the second part of Sapitus Napitus, AKA Sapnap. When named a Napitus, it means that you are a god among gods who must choose a type of breed within that species. These can vary from Rapitus Napitus, Slapitus Napitus, Clapitus Napitus, Napikiss, Napenis, etc. These people can be interbred with the Mentopians, to make the ultimate breed of anything, Naptoenians, who is a form of Napitopians, except with perfect toes, and fresh breath. The only other form of matter that a Napitus will take a liking to is Mai Kawakami, the perfect waifu.
That big brain move was absolutely napitoplulous

You shall be the new heir to the universe, we shall name you "napitus"

The highest rapping achievement possible is the title of rapitus napitus
napitus by napitus October 25, 2020
Rare birth defect in which the fetus fails to develop any spinal structures while in the womb. As a result, the head fully develops within the rectal cavity, in which it remains throughout the patient's life. Marked cognitive deficiency is often a side effect due to the lack of oxygen the brain receives during the formative years. No known cure, and no safe surgical method has been found for extracting the head from the patient's rectal cavity.
Tom: Why do you always have your head up your ass?
Bradley: Because I suffer from 1979 Syndrome.
efx by J0r pwner September 5, 2003

Gasharpoon 

A kewl private man and a skin for John Doe!!
Gasharpoon is the cooler John Doe!
Gasharpoon by C00lkidd!! March 29, 2025
A bunch of brilliant guys who are attractive and good-looking with women crushing on them left and right but are loyal to their partners. 🤲🤲
The ladies are all over the presec boys
Presec by Lifeful April 10, 2021
A very rude and annoying person
Ugh! You are such a soabi!”
soabi by User0187361811 August 1, 2021
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