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Judasbitch 

Judasbitch: is a female or a person that of which condones & enables a woman in leaving a man for his brother and destroys his family, this type of person cold be said to be the evilest type of home wrecker on a whole different level. Word variations: Judaswhore
JUDASBITCH!!! This is the type of word you should yelled out your car window etc., when you see the offensive person(s) and should be said with extreme focus on its effectiveness to be noisy loudness like a scream or bellow.
Judasbitch by trashfack January 24, 2011

Jack and Miley 

An absolutely amazing person with a great sense of humour. His quotes daaske you with amazement. He will always make you happy and will make you feel like you are invincible. Jack is always trustworthy and He is always the first person you will talk to about anything that's bothering you and He always sorts it out and makes the world seem alright; it doesn't matter how bad you are feeling he always cheers you up. He never fails to put a smile on your face. He will frustrate you when he says he isn't good enough because you know that it just isn't true and that he is just the best person ever. Jack is very good looking. His music taste is just incredible and he always knows how to lighten the mood. He is a kind, compassionate and caring person and even though he never sees that in himself he deserves to know that it is 100% true. He is just amazing. He also is sooooo good at football and spends most of his time texting Miley. Miley is a caring and funny. They share quotes and express felling towards winding people up and they are both super competitive. Miley are usually blonde but sometimes have brown hair. They have hazel eyes and she’s beautiful. She can make anyone laugh and can make anything seem funny. She has one main best friend and Miley and her best friend spend most of their time together. If you meet a Miley keep her forever and ever. She’s the best person you could ever meet.They are telepathic
They were jealous of the Jack and Miley
Jack and Miley by Anonymous__09 November 4, 2020

beer lag 

Biologic-clock disorder produced by staying awake drinking beer till late. Deduced from jet lag which is the same effect but produced by east-west long airplane travels.
Aida: Good morning Marcos, already at workplace?
Marcos: Late again, I oversleep cause I'm under the beer lag.
beer lag by Marcos Mayorga December 26, 2007

Bermuda triangle 

The sexual act of 3 men blowing each other simotaneously (in a triangular form) in a church parking lot, relatively close to a school.
Hey guys! After lunch you wanna head to our cars and have ourselves a Bermuda Triangle?

bearded clam 

fur burger, (hold the ketchup)
camel toe,
snack crack,
snatch patch
My friend will have the usual bearded clam, and a fur burger, hold the ketchup, to go.
bearded clam by jakeblues May 21, 2007

reality tv 

not reality at all- seriously, who the fuck gets stuck on an island & wins money for it? you'll never see two rich bitches working on a farm, real top models do not endure contests/ challenges, a popular ultra-chic chick will never be caught dead with a nerd, and none of these 'american idols' ever become legends.

see shit
The surreal life, kept, strip search, fear factor, survivor, blow out, the bachelor, the bachelorette, beauty & the geek, the simple life, gastineau girls , americas next top model, american idol, pretty much every single fucking show- if you watch more than 3 of these on a regualr basis, you dont even have your own reality.
reality tv by lauren S August 14, 2005
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