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afroburn 

while coming in contact with an African American's hair, a rash or burning sensation that occurs on the skin.
Dude, what happened to your face?
I got in a fight with this black kid, and his hair cut me.

Dude, wicked afroburn.
afroburn by Sebastian Q. December 14, 2008
A type of goat that lives on mars.
Person 1: Hey, so apparently the first sign of the apocalypse will be that it rains neeodles.
Person 2: Awesome, can we have them with curry sauce and fried tofu?
neeodle by xirak June 3, 2009

Sniffer Girl 

A dog that learns where to go to sniff. When told going in there to sniff she runs to the bathroom waiting to roof. When in the bathroom she plays with the toilet paper with her paws and gets a sniff. While hearing plop she sniffs butt and poop at the same time.
Check out sniffer girl. She sure likes the brown toilet paper.
Sniffer Girl by The RONA Wigger October 10, 2023

Vegemite 

A cancerous deathpaste that tastes of sadness, batteries and asses.
How can you love Vegemite? It tastes like sadness. It tastes like batteries. It tastes like asses. I cannot hold a man so close who spreads this cancer on his toast.

-Amanda Palmer
Vegemite by chrispey March 9, 2011
A wasian gamer girl who is one of the best champ R6 siege players and gets creeped on by weirdos in her twitch chat.
‘Did you watch Pxppy ’s stream yesterday?’
‘yeah, I asked her for feet pics but she said no’
Pxppy by ygagely February 8, 2022

NTA divorce 

A comedic reply to AITA reddit posts, or any post asking for advice, commonly used especially when the original post has nothing to do with it.
“My (F27) brother (M29) stepped on my daughter’s (F7) hamster and killed him. Should I buy a new one and pretend nothing happened or tell her?”
“NTA divorce”
NTA divorce by messpeon December 9, 2022
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