Person 1: Hey, so apparently the first sign of the apocalypse will be that it rains neeodles.
Person 2: Awesome, can we have them with curry sauce and fried tofu?
A dog that learns where to go to sniff. When told going in there to sniff she runs to the bathroom waiting to roof. When in the bathroom she plays with the toilet paper with her paws and gets a sniff. While hearing plop she sniffs butt and poop at the same time.
How can you love Vegemite? It tastes like sadness. It tastes like batteries. It tastes like asses. I cannot hold a man so close who spreads this cancer on his toast.
A comedic reply to AITA reddit posts, or any post asking for advice, commonly used especially when the original post has nothing to do with it.
“My (F27) brother (M29) stepped on my daughter’s (F7) hamster and killed him. Should I buy a new one and pretend nothing happened or tell her?”
“NTA divorce”