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tristain 

The most perfect guy in the world. Funny, cute, weird and the most amazing guy you'll ever meet. He'll make you fall in love immediately, but he can be confusing. He never fails to put a smile on your face.
Person 1: "Who was that?"
Person 2: "Ohh that's Tristain, he's a fucking weirdo"
Person 1: "Ohh yeah?"
Person 2: "But you'll love him."
tristain by Scotty Ali September 17, 2013

fractal problem 

frac·tal prob·lem

/ˈfraktəl ˈpräbləm/

a problem that―when you try to solve it―you just keep encountering more and more problems
I was fixing my rusted brake line and it turned out to be a fractal problem with having to then fix leaks and still having fixing to do

orange taco

amber....someone who spray tans there vagina!
Wow that girl had an orange taco.
orange taco by Chelsea Kasey Kelly October 24, 2008

taint job 

The gentle licking and sucking of the area between the balls and anus while spread eagle on a lifeguard stand.
A lifeguard named Seth was sitting on stand with his legs wide open and a random girl came up, delicately lifted his ballsack and began to preform the best taint job... EVER.
Also known as "wife magnet". He is very fast, cunning and good with tongue twisters, but the tongue is twisted for something else.
hide your wives, Anas already got five.
Anas by habibti catcher November 22, 2021
A tool to cuss people out when you are too chicken to say it to their face.
Why don't you go home and get on Myspace and pretend to be a badass?
Myspace by KTWWWW January 18, 2009
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