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Cloud Eligible

When someone is so old, its there time to kick the bucket.
He is so old he is cloud eligible
Cloud Eligible by JJQUOTES July 3, 2026
Noun, A person who exhibits such an amazing lack of common sense, you wonder how they even have the brainpower to run even the most basic autonomic functions. Small rodents and credenzas have an intelegence greater than the average peen. (Note: if you know what a credenza is, you, by default, are NOT a peen although it does not make you immune from exhibiting peenish behavior)
On the surface, it seems that many people on Earth today are peens but the title of peen is reserved for those special type of people that invoke an uncontrolable urge to yell or to hit people with sticks. In the United States, it is still illigal to kill, maim or otherwise harm peens although there are some that suggest that if being a peen was painful, people would avoid exhibiting peenish behavior.
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Peenish and/or Peen-like: used when someone isn't atually a peen but they are exhibiting behaviors that closely resemble that of peens.
See also Muggle
Joe cut off someone on the freeway then slowed to 10 mph under the speed limit. Joe is a Peen.
Peen by Fyrewolf Seahawk November 10, 2008
Adrian has a huge dong. He is a world class elite level powerlifter who has tons of sex. Every one loves adrian. The guy with the biggest cock in the world
Adrian has a huge cock
Adrian by Big donky dong November 24, 2021
Stands for Extremly Loud Fart.
Man I just E.L.F.ed in the car and it stinks.
E.L.F. by dagger1504 September 27, 2005

Rusacid Headcrackell 

The sexiest boi in the Wild West. Love him forever and cherish him daily.
Did you see him?
Omg that was Rusacid Headcrackell.
He’s the sexiest boi in the Wild West. I’ll love him forever and cherish him daily.
Leorne is a warrior and a walking w, everyone loves this guy. If you know a guy name Leorne don't let him go. Leorne's are mostly a rare name and most likely african american.
Guy 1: That guy is such a Leorne.
Guy 2: What's that?

Guy 1: A warrior! How did you not know?
Leorne by 4 big guys November 5, 2021
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