A comical yaoi show made in India about adventures of a gay couple, Motu and Patlu. The show is often roasted because of the creepy cringe animations.

a person who pays a hooker to have s3x with them

a fantasy football owner who screws you over by picking up the free agent you needed that week, even though he's already out of the playoffs.

jose cintron

Take 3-4 Large raw eggs, still in the shell. Insert them into a chicks snatch. Get a frying pan and preheat it to about 350 and add a little oil or butter. Then kick the girl as hard as you can in the twat. Make her run around the block and when she returns, have her straddle the pan and squirt out the eggy goodness and enjoy. Add mushrooms and cheese for added pizazz.

Time spent balls deep.