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loogatchu 

A feline of the tortoise shell nature. Fully pronounced as "loogatchu nine millimeter". A quite vocal and attitudinal feline, often one rescued from a septic related disaster i.e nesting in a sewer pipe and living off rat meat for prolonged periods, and avoiding human contact. That would be a typical "loogatchu". A loogatchu is also identified by loud vocal adaptions in response to various control holds administered often in a total loss of composure incidents loogatchu are prone to have. loogatchu are often very nice when fed savorys such a tuna and duck liver. Often found in a chronic patch taking a huge 420 dump and really causing problems, loogatchu have also been seen as pests, and eradication efforts have been made. The loogatchu blood line is absolutely garbage so the specimen we are referring to has been sterilized. Loogatchu is very cute, pesky, feral, fecal and a general nusisance feline hybrid cannabinol derived rat alien from Nibiru.
The loogatchu is frolicking in her native septic leech field habitat.

Get your bluntness ready here comes loving loogatchu to blaze one for the nation.

Get the hell on that loogatchu solider! We ain't go in' any where till all these doon coons are on there way to aloah snackbar!!! Grraaahhhhh OooHhh rahhh LOOGATCHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roger wilco six one 9er we got us a hot loogatchu on our 5oclock request permission to engage
-copy that Silvia devastator squadron free to engage
Weapons clear loogatchu destroyed

-copy

Loogatchu quit smoking all the narcotics it's about time you went to rehab with all your constant felonious activity I will not bail you out one more time.
what we be on.
after talking to a guy he will ask wwbo (what we bo on) and u respond w idk just friends or whatever u guys be on.
wwbo by zaaazaaaa November 27, 2020

Coco pie 

The vulva when it is oozing sperm just after having sex.
After I fucked her, her vagina looked like a Coco pie as my cum was dripping down from it...
Coco pie by sam alter April 2, 2021

Pulling a Zelensky 

To lure an enemy in by pretending to be a meek wimp and then beat the shit out of them.
— Sun Tzu, The Art of War
The Ottomans were pulling a Zelensky during the Gallipoli campaign, killing 300k British and French invaders.

Captain America spends his entire life pulling a Zelensky.
Pulling a Zelensky by scarlettfor January 7, 2025

peanut butter bitch

a woman that is nuts/crazy.........derived from the Sonic Commercial- Code Names - Sonic Drive-In Shakes TV Commercial
Comes from the old word "blackguard", a contemptible and untrustworthy person, which was pronounced "blaggard".

The sound of the last part "ard" became confused with the suffix "ard": meaning a person who does an action, as in drunkard. "Blag" becoming the contemptible untrustworthy action.

I first came across it as a teenager working on a building site nearly 50years ago, when an old Irishman accused another of "fucking blaggarding". I didn't know what it meant, but was obviously a bad thing to accuse someone of and not done lightly. These days it seems to have lost its former vehemence and is used more in the manner of petty criminals boasting of their offences.
"Where did you get that from?"
"Ha ha ha, fucking blagged it didn't I.

"Did your wife say anything about the time you got home?"
"Yes, I gave her some blag about working late."
Blag by A handle not already used January 24, 2020
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