The Gigachad. A Hero. Current pharaoh of the free world. He says a word and people obey. Everyone has a crush on him. His cojones are visible from the outer space. The leader of the most based nation in the world. He can joke, dance, lead a country in war, play piano with his enormous dick and does everything with excellence.
Zelenskyy makes other leaders look like clowns.
Zelensky is only 170 cm tall due to the weight of his giant balls.
I want to have Zelenskyy's babies! And i'm a man.
Zelensky is only 170 cm tall due to the weight of his giant balls.
I want to have Zelenskyy's babies! And i'm a man.
by scarlettfor March 29, 2022
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— Sun Tzu, The Art of War
— Sun Tzu, The Art of War
The Ottomans were pulling a Zelensky during the Gallipoli campaign, killing 300k British and French invaders.
Captain America spends his entire life pulling a Zelensky.
Captain America spends his entire life pulling a Zelensky.
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Get the dovboyob mug.The ideal of a man: a gentleman, has good manners, can fight and wins in duels. Never emotionally pressures a woman, does not demand anything from her, and accepts her as she is.
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