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assplaining 

What a wife or girlfriend does when her husband comes home from work. Including feeding him dinner, spreading her ass, and putting the children to bed.

Something every good wife does.
My friend asked me where my wife is.

I said "She's assplaining".
assplaining by Ironatriot69420 February 11, 2021
fat, blubbery, a word to describe a bad laugh.
“His laugh is so sealish. It honestly embarrassed me when he laughed earlier.
sealish by i’m ugly November 7, 2018

Dayshafting 

verb -

1. Action of a person from day shift that provides little to no turn over, doesn't sign for work completed, creates extra work for, and/or leaves situations that set one up for failure otherwise be described as a cluster fuck, shit storm, and/or a goat rope for their fellow colleagues on the afternoon shift that relieves them.

Origin:
2007-2010
Jonny was dayshafting bobby when he failed to tell him about the engine he tore apart will no intention of putting back together.
Dayshafting by Hangar Pilot December 17, 2013

Pussy slayer 

Is a guy that comes up to you and says “PUSSY SLAYER” and then slaps your back
Repeatedly REALLY hard and then just disappears out of nowhere THAT BITCH GONE
Guy1:Hey dude
Guy2:Ye- Yeah?
Guy1:PUSSY SLAYER
Guy2:OH SHIT
Guy2:AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
Pussy slayer by Sharkslime November 26, 2020

Pubic Mustache 

When ones pubic hair resembles the form and color of a typical mustache.

In broader terms any kind of pubic hair.
1. "Her pubic mustache was so hot I nearly came right there!"

2. "Have you seen my new pubic stache? If I had a monocle and a cylinder hat my penis would look like a gentleman!"
Pubic Mustache by INFENT March 21, 2011

Charlixzrea

Is a funny and super nice girl that will never leave ur side and she always say sorry when she does something wrong. She is also super cute. She is a beautiful inside and out. She is loyal and independent woman. She would never make hate of others and always positive no matter what. And she don’t give a sh1t what others think about her. Anyone would be so lucky if they is her best friend or boyfriend/girlfriend.💞
Charlixzrea: YOUR GORGEOUS!
Emma: She is so nice to the people.
Lee: Yes she is
Charlixzrea by Charlixzreaisgreat January 14, 2022
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