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A cross between a nerd-idiot-vixen-economics freak.

God, why do you have to be such a nive?!
or
The girl next door is trying to steal my boyfriend. She is SUCH a nive.
Nive by Katelyn and Lizi October 5, 2005

glossy taco 

Nail polish clear coat a phrase originated from a phrase from a youtuber simplynailogical
Next we're going to add a glossy taco.
glossy taco by Julie Fox August 13, 2017

The Best Band in the World 

Van Halen, consisting of Eddie Van Halen, the guitar god, Alex Van Halen on drums, Michael Anthony on bass, and throughout the years, David Lee Roth, Sammy Hagar, and Gary Cherone on vocals (although before they hit mainstream, Eddie was on vocals).

Some songs include Eruption, which set the bar for guitarists, a bar that has yet to be reached, Jump, which is instantly recognizable anywhere, and Panama, a song that when it comes on the radio, you have no choice but to turn it up loud.

Had been through a few name changes before landing on Van Halen. At first, they were Genesis, obviously that wouldn't work, then Mammoth, that had to change, finally Van Halen, and thus the greatest band ever was born.
I'm going to Van Halen's comeback tour once Eddie gets out of rehab...they are the best band in the world.

dirty desousa 

A donkey punch dirty sanchez combo.
"I dirty desousa'd her last night!"
"She kinda liked it!"
dirty desousa by Deseronto Mafia February 9, 2005
World's best catboy detective aka the only one I'd share my cake with.
Misa: I can't imagine a world without Light
L: Yes that'd be pretty dark
L by UnqualifiedGiraffe January 20, 2021

Mystery Dick

When you're watching a guy+girl porno, and they're going at it, when suddenly another dick or even whole male appears on screen and it becomes a three way.
"I was watching a porno, and it musta been the camera man's mystery dick that appeared in the girl's mouth"
Mystery Dick by AD17 June 13, 2007
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