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french jousting 

when a man is across the room from another man and they run at each other in full pace and collide penis first in the ways of jousting
chad kroeger is the epitome of a french jousting high champion what a douche
french jousting by jren December 15, 2012

Whip Whitaker 

(verb) Succeeding at any given task while under the heavy influence of narcotics.

Derived from the actions of Whip Whitaker, the character from the movie Flight, who was able to do a barrel roll in a commercial airplane that had mechanical failures and save the lives of almost every passenger on board, while drunk and high off coke.
Aidan: How did you manage to bag all those super fly girls after downing a fifth of whiskey, do 4 lines, and hitting a blunt?

Eric: I whip whitakered that shit.
Whip Whitaker by aoc93 March 12, 2013

Catch the Snitch

Also "Catch the Golden Snitch"

1. To orgasm.
2. What you do after you beat your bludgers

Explanation:
"The Snitch" is a walnut-sized golden ball with silvery wings that flies at insanely high speeds on it's own accord; the only way to end a Quidditch match is for the Seeker to catch it in their hands. This action not only ends the game, it gives the Seeker's team 150 extra points, which is usually enough to win them the game outright.

Ergo, when a male finishes masturbation and holds something silvery and golden in his hands, he has "caught the snitch" and, ultimately, ended the game.

"Catching the snitch" can also be used loosely to refer to the conclusion of any sex act, male masturbation or otherwise.
Before Professor Glitch (The Ravenclaw Seeker) can catch the Snitch, he has to bring his Firebolt into the air and beat his bludgers for a while.

Emoquibble 

A small or minor issue that becomes something more. Usually defined as irrational and emotion driven.
Person A: Geoff had a social justice emoquibble today.
Person B: Oh no, again? What was it this time? Someone wore a "culturally inappropriate" hat?
Emoquibble by Dakaru October 18, 2019
A very nice person but a fucking retared Indan but is very wise and caring
Alen is a Indian
Alen by Ksmci March 7, 2018
A European country in an alternate reality that lacks in oil, have literally no famous people, the king will try and scam you, and is really safe. Wigeria is located in the Northern part of alternate Europe. The capital is Twobujas but the largest city is Pleymobil.
Man in alternate universe: Man, Wigeria is so beautiful, I want to live there
Dimension Travelling Nigerian: Think again *Shoots him*
Wigeria by Cultuser November 14, 2018
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