hqngesgf

I know them in real live they are the most gorgeous person one can see.They also own an account on the plattform Tik Tok (@hqngesgf). I could talk about their personality forever, they are so so very sweet. Anyway i wrote this abt myself because none of my mutuals/followers did and it is 3am in the morning and I am currently crying.

"hqngesgf is my very favorite mutual and I wish they/she/he would talk to me more"

hqngesgf by bestusernameihrhs May 12, 2021

dead of the night

That time, around 3:30 AM, after most of the night owls have gone to bed but before most of the early birds get up. The greatest percentage of people are simultaneously asleep at this time.

I awoke from my dream in the dead of the night.

dead of the night by NetCast January 29, 2018

420

when the cool kids hit a weed

lett hit the weed its 420

420 by ewhsrjsrhshaqhdbagsbfxxhbsh December 10, 2017

Ball Zack

Gret gay cabbage pringle boy

That guy over there is a fucking Ball Zack

Ball Zack by xXxPu$$yd3s7r0y3r69xXx May 6, 2015

vajayjay juju

1. The unquantifiable magical influences that the vagina exerts over the male psyche.
2. The residual sway a vagina has over a penis after a relationship ends which deters the male from having sex with another female.

"He's going to be single for a while, his ex cast some serious vajayjay juju on him."

vajayjay juju by the2percent January 30, 2016

Net Zombie

1. An internet users that dedicates too much time to web browsing or viewing entertainment online that has little to no educational value or personal benefit.

2. A individual bordering on internet addiction. (Not a clinical definition)

Steve: "Dude! You wouldn't believe what I found on engadget!"
Mark: Haven't you been on for the past 5 hours?
Steve: ...Yeah why?
Mark: You need to chill. You're turning into a net zombie.

Net Zombie by Mr. Bowes October 19, 2011

Bride of Frankenstein

The stripes one makes in someones hair who has been giving "good oral" to a guy and he spends himself in their hair.

I pulled back from her, shot into her hair and gave her a Bride of Frankenstein

Bride of Frankenstein by theomnibus January 6, 2011

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