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A meaningless exam that some states force all High Schoolers to take each year. If you fail it, nothing really happens except you being forced to take it again. You only have to pass 5 specific regents to graduate, which are all stupidly easy. There's absolutely no point to this exam as it's tailored so that even the niggest can pass. It's also the main reason why the rest of the world sees America's education system as what it is: a complete joke.

Here's an example from the New York Geometry Regents---getting 41 credits out of 86 (half the test right) nets you a 65%. Come in with your calculator and slam your face on the test and you'll pass, and if you don't come in during August and you'll definitely pass.
Fred: Oh shit, I've got Regents in one hour!

Zach: Those things don't count outside of New York.

Fred: Wait really?

Zach: Yeah, and colleges only care if you pass it or not. You could get a 100 or a 65 and it wouldn't matter for shit.

Jason: I just wrote all the formulas I'd need for my math regents on my arm because they aren't on the reference sheet for some reason.

Zach: Yeah that's what I did the proctors don't give a shit.
Regents by pooperhunter69 June 20, 2014

pants beer 

The act of pouring beer down ones pants and yelling "pants beer" either before, during, and/or after the act. The act became popular in late-2023 among college campuses and on social media especially on the Instagram account oldrowofficial. The act has been controversial and many have suggested that it is a form of alcohol abuse. The overwhelming majority of commentors to social media seem to agree that the act is stupid as it wastes beer, does not increase ones intoxication level, creates the illusion of one pissing ones pants, and leads to wet and often frigid testicles.
Pants beer! Pants Beer! Pants Beer!

Wow look at that idiot pants beering.
pants beer by roddy- December 12, 2023

shhmelting 

Shhmelting is when you try to describe a general group of things. It really can be used in any situation, all you have to do is use and keep with it.
Person 1: How would you describe your city?

Person 2: Its like a Shhmelting pot.
shhmelting by Buddah08 February 18, 2008
The most amazing girl in the world. God's princess. She shines hope, love and happiness wherever she goes.
wow Joandie is amazing!
joandie by BLEHHHHHHHHHH678 August 29, 2020

lase kid 

A lase kid is in no way relative to a real hardcore.
A lase kid is a type of teen that has claimed a "hardcore scene" by the way they dress eg: late 80's hardcore-bandana, flannlette shirt(mexican gangster), or black attire with 'skinnyleg' pants and dyed hair and blacked nails(post hardcore), no lase kid wears the influencial style of hardcore acts such as 'black flag or minor threat'(which is of course- plain wear...t-shirts and jeans).
Lase kids claim they found this scene for themselves after realising it was 'different'(which is not true as nearly every young kid does it these days)
Lase kids initially listened to top chart hits or had no opinion in music eg: never listened to it.
Many lase kids have been born from the new cult site "myspace" as they can get away with being hardcore to complete strangers who are none the wiser of there true identity.
-That 14 year old kid dressed in all black acting all hardcore is such a lase kid!
lase kid by greget November 16, 2006

Slash Paranoia 

Seeing an on-screen moment between two male characters and assuming that it will lead to slash fan-fiction written about those characters.
Dude, the minute I saw Percival save Gwaine's life, I had a serious case of Slash Paranoia.
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