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The most absolute lazy that one person can possibly be.
hey dude, get off the couch and stop being so keeton.
keeton by Nate Crawford January 2, 2009

Whale Show 

When a chubby girl performs risque acts as entertainment for a group, so that she can gain some small level of social acceptance.
The host quickly pointed out two chubby girls, each sitting alone at the party that he could target. Ten minutes later, with a minimal amount of prodding from the party goers, the two chubby girls were sitting on the bar next to one another topless with the party goers lining up to take shots from between their Juggs. It wasn't a great whale show, but it kept the crowd amused at no cost.
Whale Show by mck73 February 12, 2014

dookie walls 

Dookie walls is the best song i’ve ever heard in my entire life. I cant explain how bad i need a full version
hey man have you heard dookie walls? it’s the new hit
dookie walls by bigbickdaddy19 October 30, 2021
Hot guy with green or blue eyes, blond hair, medium or tall and full of himself. He's the type of guy every girl wants to get with.. But has many faults. Short tempered but, different around the girls he likes.
Miranda: OMG. i just hooked up with the hottest guy at this party!
Jennifer: really? me too!
Miranda: whats his name?
Jennifer: Levi.
Miranda: you bitch. I hooked up with levi too!
levi by Onlythetruth4u March 8, 2011

sexual vegetarian 

An individual who refuses to engage in oral sex.
My new girlfriend gives great head. She's clearly not a sexual vegetarian.
sexual vegetarian by Lexmed April 14, 2016

fo' shizzle my nizzle 

Fo shizzle my nizzle is a phrase people often use in life. Mostly meaning "fo sho homes". Most people tend to address the nigs as creating this phrase when in fact no one nows who made up the phrase, nigs claimed it as theirs because they think it meant "fo sho, mah nigga" though in many cases this is proven false.
DUDE 1: Dude! Did you jus' throw a friggin' brick at my windshield?!
DUDE 2:Yea! That is fo' shizzle my nizzle, i threw the brick at ur car!
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