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mexican breakup 

When a man and a woman have a one night stand of sorts, and in the morning, the guy wakes up before the woman and dumps all over her and takes off before he's discovered.
Harold didn't like the way she laughed during sex the night before, so he decided a mexican breakup was the only appropriate way to end the relationship.
mexican breakup by Kyle Barry December 6, 2006

Your aunt a croissant 

The insult to end all insults. The must destructive insult known to mankind, this insult can shake the universe to its very core and should only be used in times of extreme need.
Billy: ur mom gay
James: ur dad lesbian
Billy: ur granny tranny
James: ur grandpap a trap
Billy: ur sister a mister
James: ur brother ur mother
Billy: your aunt a croissant
James: *gets sent to the deepest and darkest realm of the abyss, wiped from existence*
The man that the moment he walks in your life, everything will start to go right. He will ask you to watch the stars. He will hold you and protect you and move anything out of his way that will harm his girlfriend. His energy is steady and grounded. He is will talk about any subject no matter how odd. He is a good listener. I love it when he goes on and on talking. He really knows how to make a lady feel connected and he will treat her with gentlemen's manners. He will ask to meet your father, and he will open your door, and kiss you hands. He will see through your every flaw and understand because he knows pain. He knows depth. He is smart. He is trustworthy. When you meet a Joshua, the type of man that will rock your world, KEEP HIM, and forget about any other guy that existed before him because he is just that awesome. He will drive and motivate you. He will always come back around just make sure you truly give him your heart if you Choose and are Chosen by a Joshua. You are my sunshine
Wow I have never met a man that competes with Joshua
Joshua by Reddaimonddruby June 12, 2018
A Toby is a submissive pet that will be stubborn but listen to commands. He has a nice ass and is amazing in bed
"Toby has a nice ass"
Toby by Adam Willows July 6, 2019

reality poisoning 

An overdose of sobriety characterized by, but not limited to, symptoms of thumb-twiddling, toe-tapping, Myspace bulletin posting, and sex with a camel; brought on by an extreme and dangerous case of interminable boredom; antonymic of alcohol poisoning, and in many instances, more serious. If not treated with medical attention immediately, risk of spontaneous combustion is increased, as the blood levels of lameness spike severely, causing organic malfunction. Symptoms may only be cleared through a highly concentrated, injected dosage of fun.
The Catholic Church alone is responsible for 10% of reality poisoning related deaths in the United States fnord.

Source: The Lanan times.
reality poisoning by Lanan May 25, 2006

butt hurt 

1. Displaying the emotions and feelings a small child would exhibit after falling on their butt. 2. Exaggerate one's distress in the same manner a child would after falling and not being injured.
When I took Jim's last cupcake, he got all butt hurt and didn't have dinner with us.
butt hurt by Hamarz September 19, 2006
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