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fut 

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a 'fut' is someone who lacks common sense and cannot comprehend normal or even subnormal terms, definitions, actions, nouns, topics, and ways of life. A 'fut' suffers from slowness, not like Down syndrome but like they think slow act slow, and breathe slow. They do everything as slowly as possible and they find it very difficult to go through life without constantly making confused facial expressions while having a casual conversation.
if you are having a hard time reading this, then you are in fact a 'fut'.
fut by Fatherkev April 20, 2023
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toploader 

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n/ A communal spliff with most of the marijuana packed tightly at the top, so the first person to smoke it (usually the one to roll it) gets a far bigger high than the others.
p.n/ Someone who rolls one of the above.
I swear to never be, roll or not beat the living crap out of a toploader.
toploader by I August 16, 2004

fishnasty 

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The act of waiting for terri schaivo to die, then fucking her in the ass removing the last bit of nurishment she had, then fucking her feeding tube hole with it, and when you are about to pop, you defibrulate her and spunk in her mouth bringing her back to life
james cant wait for her to die so he can pull a fishnasty on her ass
fishnasty by 38 March 29, 2005

Ride in a new crown vic 

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When the police arrest someone just to make their life miserable, knowing the charges won't hold up in court.

"Hey man, I heard your place got raided last night... did those pigs bust you with anything?"

"Naw dude, they didn't find a thing. All I got was a ride in a new crown vic."

Nocturne 

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We need to fix this now before we hit the nocturne
Nocturne by Cassette_Tayp February 9, 2021

Wild Rover 

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1. A wayward local or traveler given to spending lavishly on alcohol despite not having resources enough to justify the spending. The "wild rover" is often the "life of the bar." The term is especially used in Irish pubs.

2. A staple bar song played in Irish pubs.

3. Originally, a temperance song meant to illustrate the dangers of excessive drinking.
1.
Mike: "Looks like Jim's playing the wild rover tonight."
Joe: "Yea, he's going to be broke and have a terrible hangover in the morning!"

2.
Last Verse:
I'll go home to my parents, confess what I've done
And I'll ask them to pardon their prodigal son
And, when they've caressed me as oft times before
I never will play the wild rover no more

Chorus:
And it's No, Nay, never,
No, nay never no more
Will I play the wild rover,
No never no more

3. Written no earlier than 1829, the song’s nationality is questionable due to the fast rate at which it spread.
Wild Rover by Joshua Dilger January 4, 2009

street blast

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To pleasure a girl with one's fingers while in a public venue, usually with multiple witnesses
Pete loves to street blast so much that he did it to a random girl in NYC
street blast by proudfather February 4, 2009
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