bias journalisms

a comment on a blog that, instead of making the poster look smart and well-rounded, instead makes them look stupid because a) they think that a blog is journalism, and b) they think that bias can be used to replace biased.

Blogger: I don't like a popular software company.

Commenter: Bias journalisms!

Blogger: Fuck you, dumbass.

Other Commenters: that's bias!

Blogger: Fuck you too.

bias journalisms by sartorish November 18, 2010

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Mewhawk

Mini Mohawk.

Your mewhawk is so cute.

You can definitely rock the mewhawk!

Mewhawk by Tyler Blank February 25, 2011

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Choking the burrito

When someone squeezes their penis tightly in hopes to have it fit into a tight hole that naturally developed in a wall.

George thought that choking the burrito would help him become intimate with a hole that appeared in the wall, directly in his view as he sat on the toilet taking a shit.

Choking the burrito by Neeomboo March 27, 2019

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twastic

someone who is a twat and has a spastic moment

cat is a twastic!!! "god cat you twastic!!"

twastic by sian May 13, 2005

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leftover

a stan twitter word created by army’s to describe people who leave the fandom only to end up becoming anti’s of the boys

it’s always the leftover’s

leftover by abol27 February 7, 2022

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Weiner sniffer

an awesome song... Sing to tune of that little kissing(K I S S I N G) song.

Weiner sniffers sitting in a tree
S N I F I N G
first comes sniffing
then comes sucking
then comes a big old...
FUCKING!

"hey! Have you heard that cool new song?"
"ya! You mean weiner sniffer?!"

Weiner sniffer by Benthecockmachine February 13, 2008

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blue states

Includes the entire West Coast and Hawaii; consists of the entire Northeast and Mid-Atlantic states; and most of the Upper Midwest, except for Iowa and the Dakotas. The states are usually full of the following:

--Civilization
--People who might actually have a different opinion that what Bush says.
--People who don't have to promote their religious beliefs to know they have them.
--People who use intelligent rebuttles to conflicting arguments other than "you fag!"
--People who have taste in music and art that does not soley deal with the subject of "loving neocons no matter what or else we'll kick your ass!"
--People who pay the taxes that subsidize the red states.
--People who are tolerant of other cultures outside of WASPdom.
--Believe in the equality of all men and women.

blue states by The Northeastern Defender May 13, 2005

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