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straight up "jorking it"

What you do at the stripped club with your peanits
i was at the stripped club last knight, and. i couldn't resist the urge to strart straight up "jorking it". you shouldev seen the look, on. My peanits
straight up "jorking it" by Mlum April 15, 2024
The smartest of the smart, the funniest of the funny. No one will ever be as fast mentally or physically as them. Born to do great things in life and so very cute usually a sibling of a Liani.
adejah by Realtalk04 May 20, 2018
A really nice fun loving dude with a super rare name that lives somewhere in Texas. He cares for people and makes everyone’s day better, but is also sad that when he googles his name nothing pops up cause of the rarity of his name.
I love you kourjyn.
Kourjyn by Cheetopuffs4773 June 17, 2021
A kid who says they are really good at fortnite but they aren't and also really annoying and they don't touch grass.
That kid is such a Lucus
Lucus by monkeynoiseloud4876983762 October 10, 2021

goose hot 

A sloot that is considered "hot" based soley upon the fact that she has large breasts.
Was the girl you hooked up with at the party hot. Well, she was goose hot
goose hot by Merkin March 23, 2005

state farm 

A realy bad insurance company. This insurance company is usualy associated with ripping people off and employing turd burgaling assholes. (See. Turd Burglar)
Oh crap. I just got into a accident, and I am about to die. I want to get my car fixed even though I am gonna die, but I have State Farm.
state farm by Mike Hunt January 18, 2005
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