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Canada's History 

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Sex act involving wearing a moose head, drinking 100% Grade A maple syrup from the Stanley Cup, gargling "he shoots - GOAL!" and gargling the syrup down your bare chest while defecating on ebelskivvers being eaten by Rick Santorum.
Rick loves his aebelskivvers the old fashioned way, as mandated by Canada's History
Canada's History by P.S.Udonym February 5, 2010
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Blow a hootie 

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To explosively fart due to massive pressure after attempting to hold it for a long time.
"Oh shit, I'm about to blow a hootie." "Gross, Greg just blew a hootie all over his pants."
Blow a hootie by Ralph Wintergreen August 27, 2013
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Balls 

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Balls in the military is referring to the time 0000 or midnight.
Fred: Yo when do you have to wake up for work?
Dennis: I gotta get up at balls
Fred: Damn that sucks hopefully you dont have the balls to forever watch
Balls by dukeofgod August 28, 2022
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riverdale 

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a completely wacky show that you get so addicted to, it gets inside your head and you give up your regular life for Riverdale.
Kay: hey! did you see the new episode of riverdale last night?
Marissa: yeah! jughead got abducted by aliens!
riverdale by bugheadale May 18, 2021
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Safetitties 

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The titties of a transgender who decided to go with implants instead of hormone grown, thereby eliminating the risk of breast cancer, making them safetitties.
Future transgender: I know I want to be a woman, I just don't know how I'll be able to deal with the anxiety brought on by the ever present and constant terror of breast cancer looming over me!
Friend of future transgender: Why don't you just get safetitties then?
Safetitties by BlatantOffender. April 27, 2023
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HARD 

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something that is strong and you cant go through it so its HARD
ouch that rock is HARD
HARD by random spammerz October 6, 2020
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