A friendly competition where two people insert the straight end of a candy cane into their rectums. They proceed to hook the canes together, clinch their sphincters, and play tug-o-war. The loser of the game has to eat the candy cane. Can be used in a bracket style championship at large get togethers.

being attracted to Jade Thirlwall

short for raggard which is another way of saying haggard. Having a gaunt, wasted, or exhausted appearance, due to prolonged suffering, physical exertion or anxiety, someone who is very worn out.

a perfect novel series

A man with all of the best traits, because he was born on the best month.

A common illness in those who don’t get pussy often. Yes, it is contagious.