London Fog

To take a massive, stinky shit while someone is in the middle of a hot and steamy shower, thus creating an extremely unpleasant, thick, musty, and inesacapable shit smell throughout the bathroom.

My wife was taking a shower this morning so I decided to bless her with a london fog.

London Fog by Jay Wilkins January 6, 2006

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v

I am crazy for making a definition for this. BUT YOU ARE WAY MORE CRAZY FOR SEARCHING UP V??!?????

we both have something wrong with eachother

v by your worst nightmare :-) November 27, 2022

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Tweakster

A person who loves to fine tune or adjust according to his/her own liking or preferences , to get a more personalised touch to his/her object

Kayla's friends call her a Tweakster due to her avid joy in switching things up when it comes to old fabrics.

Tweakster by fln September 23, 2013

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squirelly

Squirelly is another word for turned on or horny. It is derived from squirels or other woodland creatures that have a lot of sex and are always wrestling around with each other. Its meant to be kind of kinky.

girl- "I'm getting squirelly cuddling with you"
guy- "I'm gettin squirelly too"
girl- "Lets go to your room"
guy- "Okay" *Score

squirelly by Whittaker Crest August 1, 2008

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BeReADY

You can't spell BeReADY without Brady

BeReADY by 💬The Brady Mentality™ March 17, 2021

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glorping

the act of trying to eat ones farts bubbles in the bathtub.

sorry i took so long to get ready... i was busy glorping

glorping by fartmoney September 26, 2012

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Successful

You can’t even define the word success you piece of shit and by your own criteria the cripple isn’t successful. He threw a temper tantrum every day until they brought him a new whore to fuck.

Hym “And I’m not going to pay you $20 you greedy cocksucker. How about “If you can’t put yourself together you shouldn’t be having women scheduled for a shift at a retard group home to come sit on your dick.” How’s that sound? Only good? I’ll do it after and only after the whores get what they deserve. There. That’s what successful means. It’s ensuring that whores face the consequences of their own actions. That is what constitutes success.”

Successful by Hym Iam September 28, 2022

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