hevin

brown hair, brown eyes, kinda tall, caring pretty a little bit anxious at times but loves making new friends

hevin is so nice, but she’s kinda shy

hevin by ahshdiwkjxkakzoxa November 23, 2021

prostwait

A painful moment before the flow of urine actually commences. This restriction is typically caused by an enlarged prostate that creates an agonizingly long wait between bladder and release.

“Sorry I took so long in there. I suffer from a prostwait condition.”

prostwait by Wucky December 12, 2010

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the time

The Time, the motherfuckin' best band ever. Cue "Jungle Love". Was the rival band of Prince & the Revolution in Purple Rain.

Think Morris Day and Jerome.

"hallelujah! Everybody do the bird!"

"Don't you never say an unkind word about the Time. Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole fucking lives around Morris Day and Jerome. I'm a smooth pimp who loves the pussy. And Tubby here is my black man servant. What."

the time by CowboySven July 6, 2004

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Linkin

Loving person who cares about a lot of people but sometimes can be really dumb

Linkin went to ask a girl and gave her food

Linkin by Henc Matthews July 8, 2018

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Your Dad

A non-existent thing. Other people have one, but you don't. Besides your dad might be the Lorax or Antione Castillo.

Person: My dad took me camping.
You: Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch, you know I don't have a dad!
Person: Ok, Ok
You: Anyway your moms a whore, so he might not even be your dad, bitch.
Person: (Crying)

Your Dad by Cocksucker96 February 1, 2023