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Whoever wrote #2, God bless you. We should meet, as it's all true :) Whoever wrote #5, it's hysterical. There's some truth in #6 as well. Pretty good description actually.

Carson is a name that's always been pretty unique. Recently it's become more popular, ala Carsons Daily and Palmer. It's a name of Western origin primarily, made famous by Kit Carson, the early American Western scout.

Growing up with the name is said to be trying, as kids are cruel and will make fun of anything out of the ordinary. Maybe not so much today as back in the day. Many Carsons have no doubt wished they were Garys or Bills or Steves at one time or other so they could stay off the radar of petulent pricks bent on making their prepubescent lives miserable.

Of course, the name is maleable as well, transforming into lots of meaningless monickers that get old very fast. Simply substitute any vehicle for "Car" and the list is endless. Additionally, spelling it for someone on the other end of the phone is far more difficult far more often than one would think. Most people want to put an L in it and turn it into Carlson. Or they take the C for P and suddenly you're man of the cloth. Still, it gets compliments and folks seem to like it.
Carsoni
Carcinogen
Carson by OCXRIDER May 5, 2010

cooper dolan

Cooper Dolan is a gay white boy and he’s a faggot and dated huskie white girls
Cooper Dolan more that gay Dolan am I right
poop on a stick. can be found as a dessert in afghanistan.
today i had a poopsicle for dessert
poopsicle by izzy August 20, 2003

Dumbass-o 

Dumbass-o by Karosu January 12, 2009

Buttercup 

The act of crushing a plastic and/or polystyrene cup on the head of a chum whilst they are unaware, shouting "BUTTERCUP" at the same time.

This tradition originates from the medieval era, when wealthy noblemen would smash butter-filled wooden mugs over their subordinates' heads before having them brutally executed. The reason for this practice are unknown, yet it is believed that it derives from the old legend of 'Stephen Buttermire', a cow who had been gifted with the ability to produce pure butter as opposed to milk. Peasants used to collect his seed in clay cups for the winter, and his village of Dairy-on-Sea became famous across the land because of Stephen's gift (a statue of Stephen still remains in what still stands of the medieval town).

The original Old English phrase was "Cuppeth Thy Butter", which loosely translates as buttercup in modern language. Throughout the ages, this juvenile game has remained a global phenomenon, sprouting several festivals across the world, including the 'Buttero Cuppo Del Grande' during the Spanish summer, and 'Le Fete de Coup Beurre' in Paris every seventh year.
Jimmy sat quietly at the table, sipping his soup daintily.

"BUTTERCUP!"

Henry smashed the cup full-force over Jimmy's head, causing his head to fall unconciously in his boiling broccoli soup.

MEGALODOUCHE

A living phylum known to inhabit in the depths of the Mariana Trench, making it an extremophile, or one intense Asshole. This is the highest level beyond a regular Douche. This is beyond being a Douche Canoe, a Douche Oceanliner, or even the RMS Douche-A-Tanic.
If you thought Chet was a douchecanoe, wait until you meet his older brother Brad. He's a fucking Megalodouche.
MEGALODOUCHE by RoninDH July 6, 2023

pull a donald

if a girl wants to have the relationship talk and you just want to have a good time with her, close your eyes and pretend that you are sleeping
Girl: Donald!!! I love you so much!!! I really want to be with you...

just pull a donald, and go to slepp:

zzz... zzz... zzz...
pull a donald by luda28 November 30, 2011
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