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Jesus Band-aid 

What someone needs after getting a bad burn or the like.
1. -"You're a whore"
"Wow, that hurt so bad I need a Jesus Band-aid"
Jesus Band-aid by somerandomname January 5, 2009
A Walter is someone who is impressed with himself beyond belief, but in reality his triceps will make you laugh. Besides his triceps being small, his penis looks like a sriveled up shrimp after soaking in the sun for a decade. He will be too impressed with how smart he is, that he won't even realize how bad in bed he really was! If you ever met a Walter, I feel really bad for you. Don't be fooled by his douchie air he has about himself
Walter by Swee7dee13 July 25, 2014

blowmystraw 

If you see this man in any game it is better to quit on the spot.
Guy-"man I just got raped by blowmystraw i should have left"
blowmystraw by BlowMyStraw November 15, 2020
Man remember Tanisha? She fucking everybody a strait a nympho
nympho by Redrum December 8, 2002
My baby, she is everything to me. She is the light of my life, the reason I want to wake up every morning. We may live far apart right now, but I am 100% confident I want her in my life forever, I can't wait to finally wake up to her every morning. I love her with all my heart😘❤️❤️🥰🥰
Sarah is perfect for me
Perfect by BEAST_IS_ALPHA April 12, 2021

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The final stage of finite boredom.
A: I am zaxqsc1wdv2efb3rgn4thm5yj,6uk.7il/8o;9p'0-=\ZAXQSC!WDV@EFB#RGN$THM%YJ<^UK>&IL?*O:(P"){_}+|.
B: I am only qazqwertyuiopwsxasdfghjkledczxcvbnmrfvtgbyhnujmikolp
C: I am only qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.
D: I am super bored.
A, B, and C: you are the least bored of us.
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