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Music of bands on independent labels. It is often mistaken as emo however, indie music is just better than emo music at so many levels and in so many ways. The lyrics are meaningful, clever and the tunes are generally pleasent and clever for the ears too as opposed to the fakely depressing, nasal-sounding moanings and whinings which emos call music. I'd say all emos should just go kill themselves because they obviously have no knowledge of music.
Cool Kid "Oh yeah, what's the name of that song by that indie band My Chemical Romance?"

Indie Kid (-thinks "fuck off and die"-) says "fuck off and get some musical knowledge. And grow some charisma and perhaps some sticky outy ears while you're at it. But you're not smart enough to do all those things so you might as well just die."

Cool Kid "God, i thought you were an indie kid."

Indie Kid "Just go, get away from me now!"
indie by ZZzzamy November 6, 2006

Bearnard 

A guy named bernard who thinks hes a bear and acts like he would beat the fuck out of anyone but in reality he would get his teeth kicked in
Bearnard, for the last time, you are not a bear, you sound like an idiot
Bearnard by Guacamole Fart July 31, 2020

textperiments 

to make new words for JUSTIN TV that every one can use
Shes trying out new textperiments for Justin Tv!

Dry Jerk  

When you use Baby Powder to make your dick very dry, then you jack it with the said powder
I'm was out of lube today, so i had to Dry Jerk it
Dry Jerk by Ryan Muttsky January 14, 2009
Yes, yes you are.
Mom, Dad? I have something to tell you. I am gay.
I am gay by g00d u$ername May 3, 2018
A great pair of tits on a petite woman.
Danny and Jc are sitting in the park and a tasty woman goes past.

Danny 'Loubies alert at 1 oclock!'
Loubies by AGnumbnuts November 14, 2011

fuckin' f-bomb 

A redundancy combining the words fuck and f-bomb for satirical purposes.
Person one; Have you seen Sarah Palin's new t.v. show?

Person two; Yeah. No one talks like that. She needs to drop a fuckin' f-bomb.
fuckin' f-bomb by gonzo_banannas November 24, 2010
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