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Sperm Cramp 

Effectively a blockage that happens inside the testis, causes a varying degree of pain depending on the severity of the cramp and the individual. Not all males have sperm cramps, it must be stated that some men also do not know what it feels like going under a sperm cramp.
When I started to hit puberty I remember waking up painfully due to a harsh pain in my groin acting up, I learned it was a sperm cramp.
Sperm Cramp by Дecca September 9, 2023
KOW (alternatively Cow): a Verb. Definition: when someone accidentally hip checks you because they have no sense of their body in space - like a cow.
“Damn, Kow… You just cowed me! Watch your fat ass.”
KOW by Deittey February 21, 2024
Ilaria is a shy person, the person that sits alone during lunch. But inside they have a great personality just waiting to come out.
Ilaria just dissapears into thin air.
Ilaria by sunshine_daisies April 26, 2017

The Colonel Sanders 

Sexual ritual where the male deepfries his penis until crisp. Then the female gives him head, when he nuts she screams “it’s finger lickin good”
John- hey bitch you down for a colonel sanders?
Britney- I’m SO down
*does the colonel sanders*
John- *nuts*
Britney- ITS FINGER LICKIN GOOD
The Colonel Sanders by KKK77777 March 13, 2018
It speaks for its self.....when it starts to rain again after it stopped in the same day!!!!
Hey Jason look it's reraining better get inside!!!!
ReRain by ShORtCuTz23 April 8, 2026
When a person gives a hand job to a man or fingers a woman with liberal use of lubricant.
'she were proper dry so I had to gel job it'
Gel Job by Beesy83 December 22, 2012
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