baited breath

Someone who is antagonistic and seeks to disrupt waits with baited breath ready to cast out words that entice a haughty response for the purpose of further feeding more responses into a feeding frenzy of chaotic frustration and angst.

The internet troll waits for you with baited breath.

baited breath by HeyRay September 11, 2020

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Forever

The length of time it takes a significant other to find and secure a greener pasture.

"I will love you forever"
3 months later: "I need to make it on my own (code for: I've found somebody else)"

Forever by Biffmeister October 26, 2012

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puja desai

cinnamon ice cream with sprinkles on it;)

damn lemme eat some of that pujaaa

puja desai by NIT April 17, 2005

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Scrub in a Tub

A loser eating tacos in a Tub

Look at That Scrub in a tub!

Scrub in a Tub by Screeching scrub in a tub May 16, 2017

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Kyle

The man the myth the legend.

Theres lots of them that meet annually in Lake Kyle Park, Texas

"Yo have you heard about Kyle?"

"Yeah, The man the myth the legend."

Kyle by 010Wren010 November 27, 2024

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arsewipe

"One who is stupid, dangerous, ignorant, or generally annoying, lazy, insensitive, callous, uncaring or just has bad breath. A person who causes friction or anger and stress among friends or strangers"

also:

One who wipes arses;

also:

The actual tissue paper used to wipe said arse;

"That guy, he's some stunned...(as in not very bright) He's a stunned arse." - about someone who is not very bright.

"Stunned as me Arse" - someone really, really stupid

"Ya F***ing Arsewipe"...- said firmly and aggressively by a cyclist to a uncaring driver who has just cut him or her off.

"Don't be an arsewipe..." - said to your friend who won't share food, beer or smokes.

"Do it yourself, ya lazy arsewipe" - said to someone who has to to something and asks someone else to do it for them instead.

arsewipe by master_bog January 10, 2009

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What The Flying Turtles

''What the fuck''

Son: Dad I'm going mentally insane and I want to inflict pain into other innocent people and satisfy myself with the bodies of dead children

Dad: What The Flying Turtles?? aye son look at this shitty ass lifeline!!!

What The Flying Turtles by TAwaiN of Puffy Vaginas July 6, 2022

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