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Facebook Messiah 

When one posts bible verses and/or scripture on Facebook, hence congesting your News Feed. Possibly the most of annoying of all your friends. A Facebook Messiah makes one ponder the question "Why did I accept Jesus Boy's friend request?"
Brent: Goddammit!
Alex: What's the matter?
Brent: Stan keeps posting bible verses on Facebook. It's really annoying!
Alex: I believe the scientific term for that is a Facebook Messiah.
Facebook Messiah by FreedomBroGM December 16, 2011

monkey love 

Love for craziness.

Monkey's are crazy animals. Almost as crazy as space bats. Are they not funny how they prance around? Almost like humans but not quite.

Monkey love is the love of craziness. You should use it when intoxicated with friends, hugging each other, drinking ale and screaming "Yeah Monkey Love, yeah baby Yeah gotta love thy monkey".
1) Yeah Monkey Love, yeah baby Yeah gotta love thy monkey.

2) Monkey loooooooove yeah! Whoooo yeah. Come on. Pass the ale
monkey love by dotoowam March 25, 2005
a fat guy who is hella fat with long hair drives a green car most likely looks mexican has a mustache. titties are able to bounce. is retarded but kool.
patato looks like a fat girl
patato by 123:) July 25, 2010

Penis Deficiency 

The term used to describe the state of being when a male, or something with a penis, lacks the dispossession to posses a voluminous vaginal insertion device.
erin: hey brittany did you see that kid?
brittany: yes yes i did.
brittany: haha sucker.
erin: poor guy, he had a penis deficiency!
brittany: oh no erin where did your penis go?
erin: omg i dont know!
brittany: you have a penis deficiency!

Heraclitus 

Ancient Greek philosopher, known as the Obscure, who posited, "πάντα χωρεῖ καὶ οὐδὲν μένει" or "All things are in flux, and nothing stays the same." By far one of the best philosophers.
Heraclitus maintained that the only constant is change.
Heraclitus by The Real Heraclitus August 16, 2017

political accident 

The phrase used most by AP gov teachers when explaining that the political climate is not made up of accidental chances.
There is no such thing as a political accident.
political accident by Frosty DST March 26, 2019
Mae is good and evil. Yin and Yang. One moment cute and bashful, the next ruthless and despicable. Another funny and friendly, the next.... oh what am I saying. She's the apitamy of evil. If she was in a room with Hitler, Ganondorf, Vlad the Impaler, and Satan you might wanna kill her so she doesn't have the chance to stab you in the back, drag you down to the creek, and defile your body before letting it float away. Protect yourself, never trust a Mae.
My Uncle dated a Mae once. We never saw him again.
Mae by ActualCannibalShiaLabouf September 26, 2021
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