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Fingering 

A thing a guy does to their girlfriend when they're too much of a pussy to fuck them
"God man, grow balls and fuck Angela, stop fingering her."
Fingering by Blindish October 12, 2017

Big Brain Moment 

If you're a (big brainer) then you've most likely experienced a so-called "Big Brain Moment". But to all you low-class MacDonnals workers, a big brain moment is when you get such a good idea, that you just have to yell it, so everyone can hear how clever you are.
Me a highly intellectual: Hey (Brad)
Brad: Ya bra
Me: You know what I just got?
Brad: Nah brah
Me: I just had this really good idea, but I ain't gonna tell you it, because, you're not clever enough to understand my superior brain (Laughs in a high IQ voice), boy oh boy I do like when I get these Big Brain Moments.

spam and scam 

The act of spamming and scamming blog followers and audience members of any site you join. Usually done by top-level mods who know your email address. You usually receive dating site membership junk, and any credit card used is and could be used again without your permission to sign you up to stuff or buy themselves junk without you knowing that they are the ones using them.
The twitch streamer known as OMGitsfirefoxx cleverly uses her mod privileges to spam and scam her followers.
spam and scam by 3KarasakiAI November 2, 2017

mouse the hook 

Deactivating the safety latch.

A industrial repairman sometimes must Mouse the hook as a last-ditch effort to diagnose and fix a machine without any safety features see if the main function works
It is illegal to Mouse the hook in Michigan as per state regulations
mouse the hook by 542561 June 2, 2018
*nuzzles you* uwu! (No homo)

-"That's a cute fursuit, uwu."
-"Thanks, owo uwu *hugs you*"
uwu by Heärted4765 March 7, 2019

Tinky Winky 

The purple teletubby; Has a male voice and carries around a purse; Has a triangle stem on his head; normally has huge giggle fits
The Noo-noo scared the shit out of Tinky-Winky.
Tinky Winky by Gwen Stefani Grrl December 9, 2003
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