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biological weapon 

person 1- (farts)

person 2- what the FUCKS wrong with you

person 1- you never said we couldn't use biological weapons

Quandale Dingle 

Some retarded shit my brother likes to say in a deep, croaky voice. Pretty sure it originated from shittok and I don’t understand how anyone can get entertained by that and it’s stupid “lore”
John- “Hey guys, quandale dingle here! My uncle touches me while I blablabla…
Andre- “Dude what the fuck is he talking about?”
The god of the Orang cult who ferry's worthy souls across the void of damnation. He's also a Faggot.
Charlie carried me across the void and all I had to do was give him a Blowjob.
Charlie by Hi hihi ihih hihi June 13, 2019

Nantucket Bucket 

When you catch a fresh fish from the sea, stick it in a bucket full of salt water, then use the slime from the fish as lube.
Hey what special items do you use for sex? I use the Nantucket Bucket to help get my dick in.

meliskaunicor 

omg its meliskaunicor idk
meliskaunicor by meliskaunicor March 15, 2025

December 27 

It’s national give Sammy your hoodie day bc he is really cute and would look really smol in it did I mention he is cute and smol.
Me: It’s December 27!!
You: so?

Me: it’s national give Sammy your hoodie day!!
You: ooooh Okee here!
Me: tank you’s hehe
December 27 by Tranny Sammy December 27, 2020
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