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roast beef grinder

Two women with dangling labia, loose or stretched out from over-use and abuse, scissoring in lust.
Jak and Brent decided on placing a roast beef grinder instead of a hot roast beef on their sex acts menu cause they thought two old dykes grinding their pussies still sounded better than eating shit.
Someone who takes children's shoes while they are not looking and loves a good BLT
Alan: Theo why are you always taking kids shoes and asking for BLT's!
Theo: I think i'm a bit of a Mr Hughes
To hit someone hard enough that they get knocked out, preferably with one punch.
I'm gonna fuckin lay him out if he tries anything
lay out by Manson April 27, 2005

the coffee machine 

When a sexual partner has to relieve themselves, so the other partner inserts a coffee capsule into their rectum and they slowly drip warm pee.
Bro, I gave Sarah the coffee machine last night and she slow dripped a steamy brew
the coffee machine by Rosie Hyman November 15, 2020
an acronym for "Niggas in Paris", a popular song for rap artists Kanye West and Jay-z.
Jessica: Hey, what is N.I.P.???
Reese: It's an acronym.
Jessica: What does it stand for?
Reese: Niggas in Paris.
N.I.P. by Courtnaynay February 17, 2013

gnarly.lol

The hottest mf to ever be born into this planet earth, she can be found in minnesota probably looking fine asf. Dont be afraid to approach her shes also very kind (and really fucking sexy like so sexy you want to lick her toes just to hear her giggle)
person 1: have yall seen that fine piece of ass gnarly.lol

person 2: yea she is so damn fine

person 3: honestly i want to lick her toes just to hear her giggle
gnarly.lol by seggslol April 7, 2021
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