Bathing with Jesus

A phrase used to counter complete and utter bullshit. Used to call out someone's lie without stating the obvious. Passive-aggressive in nature.

Weaselly friend: (On the phone, obviously home alone geeking out to the commentary on his recently purchased Battlestar Galactica special edition box set) Hey man, I'm throwing a sick party. Gonna be a ton of chicks.

You: Sorry man, I'm busy bathing with Jesus.

Bathing with Jesus by MG Lambo June 12, 2014

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cousting

cock jousting. Like the medieval version, but using your cock as the lance. Not to be confused with clousting

To amuse themselves Eddy and James would often indulge in a spot of cousting

cousting by Philippe Flopp May 4, 2006

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The Big Dirty

A bar located in Waterloo Ontario, CA. More commonly known as "Phil's Grandmothers Basement". An establishment that serves cheap alcohol, while also having a rather charming aroma of vomit and B/O. One a the few first bars in Canada to adopt the "the bathroom is where ever you feel like it" mentality. A phenomenal place to meet people for the type of encounter that wont last the next morning.

Q: "Hey man what are you up to tonight?"

A: "Nothin' much just headed down to the big dirty for 1 or 9 beers."

The Big Dirty by Phanfan February 7, 2010

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lor kraz3

Boy who is insane and crazy

Yo lor kraz3 got some fye bars

lor kraz3 by KrAz3 September 12, 2017

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saggy d

A SAGGY D is person whom is very crazy at time's, usually 6'4" has good tast in women. He's stronger then what he looks. Blond with grey eyes skinny.

Yo saggy d come check this out

saggy d by Sage 666 michael May 3, 2018

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Zuhal

She is very nice
She is beautiful
She gets mad very fast
She makes a lot of mistakes
She likes to talk
She is a girl with sense of humor

She likes company
And she got a nice ass

Haha, you so funny, you're like a Zuhal

Zuhal by Idontknowhibyhint February 25, 2017

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become a furry day

On December 31st, you will become a furry. There is no getting out of this. You will become a furry for the rest of your life no matter what you try to do.

"I'm scared because its become a furry day and I don't want to become a furry."

become a furry day by Radar_the_foxxo^w^ December 19, 2020

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