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Urban Dictionary

Hysterical crying by toddler to pre-teen aged child. Usually accompanied by lip-quivering and/or gasping for breaths. This event is then over-described by the child later as, “Cryning.”
Child: “Mommy, you didn’t buy me that toy at the store, so I was cryning. Don’t you feel terrible?”

Mother, at the sink washing the dishes: (taking another drag lazily on a cigarette, then slowly turning to face the child.). “Oh yeah. That.”
Cryning by Fart Esq November 20, 2023
(on omeglespymode) Means QuestionAsker
Hey, QA get a life.

I think QA is high.
QA by alekso56 November 6, 2012
Bitch, suck my dick.

"s my d" is commonly used as an abbreviation for suck my dick, b is sometimes used in place of bitch, hence bsmd=bitch, suck my dick.
—You little perv, you were looking down my shirt weren't you?
—Hell no! Don't accuse me!
—Leave me alone perv
—BSMD!
BSMD by omgwtfbbq22 March 31, 2007

thickpod 

The best fucking meme page on Instagram

Known for making people instantly cum on themselves
Omg thickpod just posted *cums*
thickpod by thickpod March 9, 2021

Foodblister 

A person who is very obese, especially somebody with a very large belly with loose fat.
Look at how huge that guy is! He is a real foodblister!
Foodblister by robert693 December 29, 2010

white girl uniform 

The white girl uniform is a common outfit worn by women of caucasian descent, and was coined by Twitter and other social media users out of frustration with this group wearing the same unoriginal outfit day in and day out. A common "uniform" is a high performance top, leggings, Uggs, a Starbucks coffee in hand, and perfect hair.
Today's white girl uniform is a North Face Jacket, leggings, Uggs and a soy chai latte from Starbucks.
white girl uniform by theone900 November 18, 2013
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