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packing his 1356454th bowl of the day, brandon is the puffman!
puffman by youwouldntcare July 12, 2011

Cocktail hour

The time of the day when a man wants his cock sucked. It's easy to indicate their desire by even sending an invitation.
Hey Jane, stop by at 8pm tonight, it's cocktail hour.

Or

My favorite time of the night is when I sit on the sofa with my honey and watch TV. I know it's cocktail hour.
Mark: "hey guys looking good want to join my runescape clan
Murphy:"dude thats totally quierd"
A word to describe someones bad attitude and or something that smells bad
Calm, your attitude is straight renk !
Fuck that mangrove is proper renk
Renk by Saxaphonesalad October 7, 2021

Big Long Schlong Club

An organization with members around the world that recruits only those deemed to have "Big long Schlongs."

The current size required to join the club are unknown however it is believed that the minimum is 8 inches. Most receive membership after making their girth known to as many people as possible, once word has been spread you may find a phone call or letter that details your joining of the club.

As far as anyone knows this is still not a pyramid scheme.
"Hey Trish have you heard?"

"Heard what chad?"

"I got into the Big Long Schlong Club."

"MARRY ME CHAD!!!"

Chicago Horse Radish 

Basically just a black person's semen mixed with a white ho's saliva.
Mmmmm yummy yummy black cock in Bryce Dayringer's butt then he drinks the Chicago Horse Radish.