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Urban Dictionary

smegbean 

A term to describe a ball-like formation of smega under a foreskin. Indicative of incredibly poor hygiene and over masturbation.
Kyle is such a smegbean, dude needs to get himself a life, and some pussy too.
smegbean by Jabelle8 August 25, 2022
An oaf is a short, rotund human being who likes to eat excessive amounts of pork pies or other fatty foodstuff and dribble all over the floor/pillow. They are slow creatures, both physically and mentally and have little capacity for rational thought or common sense. They become angry easily and have been known to slap poor, innocent individuals.
Rachael De Carteret is the epitome of the word oaf.
Oaf by blobbymcgee November 24, 2010

flower pic 

a picture with your legs spread apart
Kansas : what kind of picture do you want?
Jake : a flower picture

Kansas : one sec
flower pic by whatyousaymufucka July 13, 2015
ren·o·vate
/ˈrenəˌvāt/

Synonymous to the phrase “air this bitch out”, renovate is a term used when an ingnorant person is going to harm the vicinity due to a minor/avoidable inconvenience.
Mark: Ay foul man
Ben: What ?? I didn’t touch you at all
Mark: Nah it’s my ball— ight y’all keep playing imma go get sumn to renovate this bitch.
Leland: I ain’t wanna be here no mo
Renovate by urban-websters August 26, 2022
waimana is a little retard boy who fucks horses
waimana is a retard
waimana by retardGermanBoy November 7, 2023

Anal Loitering 

A witty phrase, used to describe the act of butt fucking.
Guy 1: "Dude, you know we discussed the rules on butt fu..."

*Child walks in the room*

Guy 1: "...I mean, Anal Loitering in the kitchen."

Guy 2: "Where else can I get off and make a sandwich simultaneously?"

Guy 1: "Yeah, good point."
Anal Loitering by Neoterist March 20, 2012
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