A person that doesn't like mobile phones; not mobile-friendly.

The condition of being of a good nature, but attracting the company of those without low standards and inhuman qualities. eg, arsonists, anti-social people.
A person who has such a condition.

Derived in part from "Chivalry", "Chaperon", and "Charcoal".

The act of being so stonned you cant talk to anyone about anything.

Monkey puffing is when you are smoking an illicit substance (usually meth) with the use of a glass bubble pipe and instead of sucking the smoke normally, you hit it while pushing little puffs of air in and out using your cheeks, resembling the sound a little monkey makes. The purpose of this method is to a. Check the quality of the substance that you're smoking to see if the smoke falls or rises, due to being stomped on b. For some strange reason you get bigger hits c. It annoys the living piss out of the people you're smoking with so MAYBE they'll go away and stop smoking your dope.

Bestest friend in the whole world, so pretty and the funnest person to be with. I’m never bored with her and I wanna be bffs for life.

A pimple that presses against your clit making sex painful and awkward.