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Urban Dictionary

Horrorscope 

A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Word of the Day on April 27, 2021
A Teo is a handsome, funny, cool, sexy, tall and has a ginormous penis.
Teo is such an amazing person
„cool“, „epic“, „nice“, „perfect“, „acceptable“
derived from „kinky
Nick: „I just got a new Backpack, it is ultra light!“
Eli: „kinek“
kinek by cureboy April 17, 2022

Temple University 

Temple University is the Harvard of Philadelphia. Not really, but the students could kick any Harvard boy's ass because Main Campus is in the ghetto. Don't bother going to the Center City campus unless you want to get mugged, Ambler Campus is a joke, and Tyler is the art school...with artsy people. Definitely the best university ever. Temple is better than Drexel, UPenn, and St. Joe's combined. Seriously.
I'll kick your ass, I'm from Temple!
Temple University by Temple Bitch. November 10, 2004
Someone who shows off their position, new items, clothes etc.
Tyler: Bro, Andrew is such a Gucci stunt

Zack: One hundred percent. He’s always dressed in Gucci and never forgets to mention it.
stunt by Glitter&Rainbows3304 November 9, 2018

Samantha 

Person 1: Do you watch ryancomedy?
Person 2: Heck yeah I do! Samantha in the Urban Dictionary stands for Powerful Female Thor Goddess!
Samantha by Shrek is amazing November 5, 2022