Girl: I feel so bad i have a popcorn fetish.
Girl2: What do you mean by saying that.
Girl: Wellll you know I put unpopped popcorn in my pussy then I use a fire thrower to pop it and it's and instant orgasm for me.
Girl2: What?
Girl : What?
A pocket-sized mini-computer where you store da names and contact-info of all da hot chicks you know who are willing to majorly make out wif you literally anywhere, even if others are watching.
My buddy and I accidentally swapped our P.D.A. devices, and so we ended up snuggling and smooching wif each other's blinky-eyed-damsel soulmates. It was actually kinda fun, though, since we each got to experience da luscious feminine-companionship joys dat da other was blessed wif.