A sport involving two competitors who attempt to knock down their opponent by scuttling down the playing field and bumping each other with their asses.

Ass-jousting is best played at 2AM with bored college students, not looking for sexual games.

SRK & Akshay Kumar are certified criminals of India.
Akshay Kumar & his wife arrested under obscenity thats how they entered in the list of criminals.
Another criminal of india SRK whose uncle was ISI chief, was jailed for threatening female journalist. SRK also arrested in Kerosene scam.

StrayaHog can suck my gweek cock cause i thought of this before him

This is a deviant sexual maneuver that requires two people, a chair, and a pickle at least 7 inches in length. Person A positions the chair so that the back is flat against the floor, then proceeds to sit in it and masturbate rigorously. Person B inserts the pickle into their own rectum, then squats over person A's face and urinates in their mouth comma otherwise known as the Chickpee. Then, person B remove the pickle from their own rectum and inserted into person A's asshole, while A, still masturbating furiously, does their best impression of Terri Schiavo/Christopher Reeves/ Stephen Hawking, completing the second part of the process known as pickling the vegetable. Finally, just as person A is about to climax, B violently rips the pickle from the other person's ass comma throws it directly into their face causing a broken nose, screams Allahu Akbar infidel, and leaves to go Crusade the Holy Land.

a term usually used in a derogatory manner to describe brand new things, and how sought after and fawned over they are by people who often already have perfectly good items said new thing would be replacing, usually in an attempt to stay hip or cool, be "first on the block," or keep up with the Joneses.

An extremely attractive, often lean and/or muscular man, who has the resemblance of a wolf-like creature: often having piercing eyes, the right amount of sexy stubble, and just enough chest hair.