Skip to main content

Urban Dictionary

Siempre Verde

Spanish for "Always Green". Refers to the gTalk property by which a person is always online and always active status, either because said person uses a blackberry, or an IM client that doesn't change their status.

When working from home, siempre verde can be used to trick your boss into thinking your sitting at your computer, when in fact you are drinking.
"Mike, it's noon shouldn't you be at work instead of at this liquor store?"
"I AM at work... siempre verde baby
Siempre Verde by stereosteve January 12, 2009

smaknsnsnksksskeii ejdjdijejejwjsjwnwiv 

I do not like people named Lewis
I don’t smaknsnsnksksskeii ejdjdijejejwjsjwnwiv
- Do you know how much is 1879 + 9653?
- 11532
11532 by e_pronin February 20, 2022

class stache 

a moustache that looks so good, a homophobic redneck hillbilly will give you sixpence to ride it.

in stark contrast to the trash stache (or trash stash) grown by boys, a class stache sets a man apart from the rest of society.

even if born into the lower ranks, a proper moustache can endow a man with enough class to rise above himself and be better than people. yes, in general.
all of the following have a class stache:
salvador dali.
eugene hutz.
half of the cast from super troopers.
yours truly.
class stache by rickdaniel February 8, 2009

imaginary number 

if you did not know an imaginary number can be obtained by getting the square root of a negative number.
scroll down more…
it is basically can also be visualized as a 2d plane where the real number line is the x axis and the imaginary number line is the y axis

but like no one cares
it is the number of brain cells i have because i am such a dumbass that i don’t even have negative braincells
Person 1: This dude is making Nyquil Chicken.
Person 2: Does this stupid dumb idiot have an imaginary number of braincells?

swiffered 

To have posts or threads deleted on a food (FTV) message board.
Those bastards just deleted the thread on "Where can I get Rachael's knife?"
swiffered by Cookingood April 2, 2004
A male to female transgender person.
I saw shim picking out the cutest outfit to wear tonight.
Shim by HopeV1 January 9, 2019
Load more