tallywacking

The common act of shaking ones male reproductive organ to remove the last few drops of urine after a trip to the bathroom

‘John are you nearly finished on the loo’
‘Ill be right out steve, im just finishing tallywacking’

tallywacking by LJP corp April 8, 2021

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HI

ITS A SON OF A BICTH

HI YOUR A SON OF A FEMALE DOG

HI by mrboss1212121212221 December 14, 2017

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nagahide

Nigga the cops is comein you betta hide

The cops are looking for a black man and find him hiding under a mattress (nagahide)

nagahide by Matress October 11, 2007

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Donald Trump

The worst fucking president the United States has ever had. He has a tiny centimeter long shriveled up penis and hands about the same size. He also fucks his own daughters and grabs them by the pussy. He has only got elected because Putin hacked the election in exchange for Trump sucking his dick.

"Breaking news trump has been elected as the 45th president of the USA"
Guy 1: "FUCK YOU Donald Trump!!!"
Guy 2: *shoots him self

Guy 3: Yeah Trump is the best I want to have sex with him!
Guy 1 beats the shit out of guy 3

Donald Trump by Yo Papi March 12, 2017