jaydenanton

THE MOST BEST FREIND I HAVE EVER SHES FUNNY AND HAS BEEN FREINDS WITH MAKENZIE KEENE SENCIE 3RD GRADE SHE CAN STEAL YOUR MANS :) lolz

"have you seen jaydenanton? no,she's hanging out with makenzie.

jaydenanton by benjeyfan October 5, 2020

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Updawg

A term used to intice a person into asking you how your day is.

hommy #1: It smells like "updawg" in here.
hommy #2: What is "updawg".
hommy #1: Not much, what is up wid you dog.

Updawg by billy bigbag October 29, 2003

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Motherfapping

Fap fap fap = an onomatopoei for male wanking, masturbating, etc. Motherfapping is then used in place of Motherf*cking.

I'm so tired of this goddamn motherfapping homework!

Motherfapping by Carple April 19, 2009

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toastcoital

adj. Hunger following crummy sex.

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Well, that's over. How about getting me some food?

You are one toastcoital romantic.

You got that right sugar. Now less talk more wok.

toastcoital by gnostic1 October 28, 2012

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Morning glory

Waking up with a cock as hard as steel.

My girlfriend loves it when I have a morning glory and shove it up her ass while she's still asleep. After she wakes up and put my hand on her perky little tits, she rides my dick as hard as she can till I almost cum, then she licks my balls and gives me a blow-job. When I cum she swallows every last drop and plays with my dick till I'm stiff again and she fucks me till lunchtime.

Morning glory by bjmaniac July 24, 2010

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baltimore county

private school girls are the real sluts
leggings are a second language
party on the weekends

dress like hell on mondays
girls are more brave than the boys
belair boys can’t hang
they act broke by only carrying $50 in their wallet
the only place where girls with big pearls drive suvs and bump to the best music

look at that baltimore county girl wearing pearls bumping to lil uzi

baltimore county by ijustwannalivelife January 16, 2018